SKIT HEADS RETURNS
After Tapass set off on a quest to the United States in 2004, he successfully accoplished his goal while out there and made an EPIC return to London is Summer 2005 to re-join Maris for the shooting for SKIT HEADS Seanson 2 - SKITZOPHRENICS With a New modern studio and upgraded video equipment, the two Super Idiots embarked on there next Bigger and more extreme series!
Skit Heads Advertising
When we started filming our second series, Maris decided we needed to put our name out there, and of course we were on a tight budget, so he created a massive banner with SKIT HEADS on it and tied it to his local train stations footbridge so all the folks heading into London everyday on the busy railway line would see and hopefully look us up! it was successful for many weeks before it disintegrated!
Maris's Official Return
When we started the new SKIT HEADS Season, Maris created his OFFICIAL RETURN intro! filmed in the actual graveyard in Kent, England where the Indian Princess Pocahontas is buried! scary stuff!
Ramp of Death
On a Cold Valentines day, Tapass and Maris thought it would be a fantistically romantic idea to film a crazy stunt where Maris climbs into a shopping trolley and goes flying down a car park ramp and smashes into the steel shutters at the bottom! was a fantastic video except Maris suffered a minor injury and was left winded for a moment! Great Fun!
Atomic Kid Skit
During the second series, SKIT HEADS teamed up with a Graphic Designer known as 'Marcus the Carcuss' and he helped develope Maris into an Annimated character know as The Atomic Kid, which is a child who wears a gas Mask in an apocolyliptic world of ruined buildings and distress, so SKIT HEADS tried its hand at stop start Annimation and came up with the Atomic Kid cartoon, which ends up with him being gunned down by an Evil postman, then being run over!
Seeing as the second series of SKIT HEADS had to out do the first by miles, Professor Fucks experiments had to get more Dangerous and crazy, so in this Skit, the Professor sets up a LIVE .177 Rifle and has it aimed at his chest and is going to see weather or not a fridge door can stop a Bullet, so when the Professor pulls at the mechanism, the rifle explodes into life, and lodges a Bullet neatly in the fridge door! and the Professor survives, this time!
graffiti removal device
In this Skit, the Professor puts on protective equipment, a Gas mask, and with his wacky machine pumping out steam, he attempts to remove some eyesore Graffiti from his community, with no success!! and like he always says, "if it Doesn't work, FUCK IT!!!!
Fun with Fizz
We have all seen people do the infamous experiment where you drop fizzy mentos sweets into cola and get a fantastic fountain of fizz, so the Professor rented out a car park and did the demonstration in front of a small audience! he does it twice, the first time was epic, the second awesome!
Safety in the Kitchen
This episode the Professor gives us his advice on Safety in the Kitchen, he decides he is going to cook himself a portion of chips in his Deep fat fryer, and what to do in the event of a Mass problem, and sure enough, the fryer goes up in flames! so the quick thinking Professor soaks a towel in water and covers the fryer over and puts the fire out! everyone survives!
Maris our lord
Everyone needs a little guidance in their lives at times, so Maris our Lord, is just the Holy figure to enlighten you, we have him telling us how life goes on into the next one, in the form of reincarnation, and then cut to a Homeless man sleeping rough, who informs us he too believes in coming back in another life, as a TOILET! where he quotes, 'Women will sit on my face, and Men can take the Piss!!' Now do you Believe?
We have all seen those stupid adverts with the even more stupid people putting in ridiculous claims and suing for the most retarded things on Earth, so here we have the opening scenes of someone sitting on their sofa, they jump up startled and see they have pissed them self! they have had an ACCIDENT! then Jason comes on our screens in a cheesy Advert telling us that if you've had an ACCIDENT in the last 6 weeks, we may be able to help you, we operate on a NO WIN - BIG FEE policy! contact us NOW!
SKIT HEADS did this short Annimated feature of a Famous British cartoon Postman, but being EVIL, we see him drive his Black van over a Cat! then he backs over it, gets out and goes over and sexually Assults it! this SKIT HEADS cartoon was so extreme and graphic, we were threatened with court action over it! so it was quickly removed and locked in the Vault!
Caught on camera at a Halloween Part was Maris's Good friend Mack, she is an OFFICIAL SKIT HEADS Driver, who suddenly appeared in front of the camera and breaks out Dancing! so it was turned into an Advert for SKIT HEADS Dance Lessons.
A Dark Place
During the second series, Maris lived on an old, scary crumbling London council estate, so one night, armed with his Night vision camcorder, he set out exploring and discoved a dark abandoned service area, so he ventured in, all he found was a ladder leading up into an area in the roof, it was so scary and dark, he didn't hang around too long! he was sure he saw a ghostly face in the shadows....
Gary the Bent Coppers
We had so much fun and many more ideas for Gary our bent copper, we put him through Cop school and made him into a real officer, and filmed him a GARY RETURNS trailer, he is still awaiting his own movie.
Is It haunted?
Seeing as SKIT HEADS was now armed with a Night Vision camcorder, we started a series of Ghost hunting videos, where we would go to supposedly Haunted locations and try to catch weird goings on live! we were not lucky this time, but who knows what else goes BUMP in the bedroom with its Dark?!!
Maris Wake up Call
Sleep tight, don't let Mr Tapass bite!
think your safe tucked up in bed? think again!
This Skit was a statement at how laid back the British government really is! its based on the real life of some English people, where if you don't want to go to work, the British Government will give you money in benifits, pay for you to have somewhere to live, and you can spend all your free Money on Booze and Drugs and its pretty normal, some people can't work for health reasons so deserve help, but some people are just plain lazy! and this Skit is about them!
Leave me Out
SKIT HEADS First ever music video was based on a track given to us by an upcoming Artist of the time for us to use in a video production, Maris jumps around in Gothic make up pretending to play guitar, for a first attempt, it was really interesting!
HEAR THE TRACK IN THIS VIDEO HERE! - LEAVE ME OUT - By Oliver Smidtz
Maria was our character in the early developement stages, she was an Argentinian exchange student living in London, she has poor English, but a heart of Gold, not much of a dancer, or one to undertand Life in London, she would often get caught up in bizarre situations then be heard muttering her catchphrase 'Oh my goodness? la' pino la statos!"
Pirate Videos Intro
Here at SKIT HEADS, we love Pirates! yeargh me heartys! so we first made, with the help of Evil Jay, the Cockatiel, a Pirate intro to follow our list of Pirate skits! thar' she blows ye landlubbers!!
pirates of the Currant Bun
Another Pirate themed skit was the Pirates of the currant bun, which was an annimation using a Lego Pirate ship which travels on a bed cover sea, we see an epic battle unfold onboard with a pirate being drowned in the sea of bed!
you are a pirate
This was a Pirate music video! there was a childrens TV show called Lazy Town, and there was a catchy song called 'you are a pirate' so SKIT HEADS did a Fans take on it! with Maris as a Pirate, and we even had Saddam Hussain as a backing dancer!!!
Meal Mikes products
Mosh and go
Metal Mike is a Heavy Metal dude who is trying to sell his Rock themed style products, he always shouts and growls when he is getting his message across! in his first advertising campagne, he is telling us about his Hair care product for the extreme, called Mosh and Go, he gives a demonstration in his bathroom by applying a handful and moshes while he washes! he ends up falling in the tub fully clothed and get soaked! and still carrys on chucking jugs of water over himself!
Metal Mikes Products
Moshing up Liquid
In the Next Metal Mikes Products videos, we have him selling his Amazing Rotten Apple Moshing up liquid! he starts off sipping tea out of fine china and asks if you too hate washing up? and then demonstrates how a Shit load of his amazing new liquid will solve the issue, but again his aggressive Heavy Metal side of him gets the better as he chucks and smashes the entire tea set into a million pieces into the sink, then in a fit of triumph, smashes the tea sets wooden tray over his head!!! Job DONE!!
Back when SKIT HEADS were filming their second series, Maris lived and had his studio on one of London's worse and most violent estates, so we did a skit to highlight just how bad it really was, in this video, we follow a down and out guy as he leaves his home,we then follow him as he walks through the estate, then he gets followed, a Mugger chases after the guy and catches up with him down a dark alley, beats him to the ground, then stabs him! then beats him to Death! a very graphic video, but we felt it had to be done! during shooting, Tapass is actually wearing a real stab proof vest and Maris is really stabbing him with a kitchen knife, all carefully supervised with medical personnel present in case something should go horribly wrong! powerful drama!
SKIT HEADS Career Ender
As a dramatic ending to our second series, a skit of Maris kidnapped, and tied up in the back of a van was produced, leaving the viewer wondering if he would escape alive for the next series!