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On the 7th October 2003 we started officially filming our first Series of SKIT HEADS in a town in South East London called Well Hall, we started off our filming in Tapass's Bedsit Studio, where we filmed most of our first series, and around the surrounding area, most of our first series skits are not online for viewing as most of the music we used is copyright protected and the state of the technology was a lot less advanced then than today, this page is a dedication to our humble beginning. so In 2003 Tapass and Maris finally got their heads out of their ass holes and started filming SKIT HEADS series 1. over 10 years old now, not amazing quality and some audio has been changed for legal reasons, but any way, enjoy!
ASSHOLE
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The First Thing we ever filmed we called 'ASSHOLE', it was only a test shoot where we run the camera and did some silent acting as a test, we spent around 3 minutes fighting and mucking around just to test Tapass's new Digital video camera and new PC with the editing studio. |
SKIT HEADS - Our first skit
Our first Skit we filmed out on Location in the nearby Royal Woodland Oxleas Woods, this was a full day out filming footage of us generally goofing about, blowing stuff up and making a right mess! the finished Production involved us wrestling in front of the camera for our intro, lighting rockets out of hand held tubes, shooting at each other and detonating home made Land mines!
there was a lot smoke and noise!
there was a lot smoke and noise!
Gary lord - the Bent Copper
Our First Feature Length Movie we Directed and produced was called 'Gary without the R' Which we filmed locally, a story based on a local community Police officer who walks the local beat and gets involved in catching a criminal who escapes from the Jail that Gary left the gates unlocked, Gary chases the bad guy behind some houses, past the shops and into the woodland where an epic comedy battle commences! and ends up with the Bad guy tied to a tree with cling film!
THE BUS STOP
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In the beginning we did a lot more stunts than acting, in this video it starts with us both writing rude words in the condensation on a bus shelter, then we take it in turns to Head Butt the glass! this was the general idea of SKIT HEADS in the early days! |
Shrinkwrap Fun
This Skit was where we had hung a large piece of plastic wrap between two trees and decided we would use it to do flips over, no logic to it, just the pair of us being idiots! something we are quite good at!
PETER PUMPKIN HEAD
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Due to our love of having nothing better to do than pack vegtable with gunpowder and blow them up, we came up with the Peter Pumpkin head skit, where we focused on a Halloween themed video where we blew up a load of pumpkings in different ways! The Best part of this video is where Maris wears a Pumpkin as a crash helmet, lights a fuse and rolls a pumpking down a massive hill before it exploads into a wonderful colourful mess!
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Firework frenzy
Again, we spent far too much time using fireworks and being idiots in a lot of our early videos! it was great fun, but we should have put more effort into acting really! this videos opening scenes says it all really, we are both seen dancing around a feather duster we set alight, then we see Maris wearing a wig use a roman candle firework to set on fire a cuddly toy we strapped to a tree, we see Tapass launching rockets out of a tube held near his crutch and Maris launches a rocket from his mouth! pretty crazy shit!
Professor Fuck MANPAX |
In his first skit, we see him introduce us to his young lab assistant, shaun, who we soon discover, bears most of the brunt of the professors experiments! from being a human stab vest, to a dentists test subject. |
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Professor Fuck invents a sanitary product for men called MANPAX, which was an Anal tampon that men would wear when out drinking to save them any embarrassing scenarios! In all the Professor Fuck skits was his silent, yet ill treated assistant called Shaun, who was always on the receiving end of the Professors experiments! |
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This week we try to understand why the Professor thinks he has found a simple solution to slowing down the human ageing process, but with Shaun's help, will it work? |
The Bin
The skit titled 'The Bin' was not a planned one, it was bonus footage we decided to keep, basically, SKIT HEADS was up in central London filming another idea, but that failed and one of the props Maris had was a briefcase, which he had put wheels on to use as a skateboard and dressed as a businessmen man he was going to skate through a busy London station on it! unfortunately one of the wheels broke off so that idea was abandoned, the problem we then faced was the briefcase had an internal frame built in to support the weight of someone standing on it, as it was so heavy to carry, and now useless, Maris decided to take the frame out and bin it, being in a suit in posh London, taking bits of metal and wood out from his case instead of papers, it looked rather dodgy, so we filmed it with peoples reactions and decided to keep it after all.
Afrotrix
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This skit is supposed to look like the out takes from a Big movie, showing the many takes after getting each scene wrong, Maris is supposed to follow a simple script and pretend to shoot towards the bad guy but keeps getting moaned at from his Director for mucking up, so in the end shoots him instead. |
Asylum Seekers
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The Asylum seekers was probably our greatest first series 1 skit out of all of them, the idea is a news crew are on the streets and decide to interview two asylum seekers sitting outside a shop, the news woman asks them a series of questions such as why they came to England and how they have been treated by the British government, we see the immigrants give interesting answers in broken English then they gloat to each other in their own language with subtitles about how they are taking the piss out of the British system, this skit was complete when a member of the public comes over and questions them aware it was a setup, adding to the feel of the skit even more.
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Suicide Attempts
SUICIDE ATTEMPT 1
We produced 3 different Suicide skits, the first shows a young man fed up and he tries to shoot himself, but his gun jams and he gives up so chucks the gun behind him where it fires and the bullet recoils and hits someone else.
We produced 3 different Suicide skits, the first shows a young man fed up and he tries to shoot himself, but his gun jams and he gives up so chucks the gun behind him where it fires and the bullet recoils and hits someone else.
SUICIDE ATTEMPT 2
In the second skit, we see a clearly upset guy looking at a wedding photo clearly miserable his wife has left him take an overdose of pills, only to find out after that he has ingested a load of laxatives and starts uncontrollably shitting himself!
In the second skit, we see a clearly upset guy looking at a wedding photo clearly miserable his wife has left him take an overdose of pills, only to find out after that he has ingested a load of laxatives and starts uncontrollably shitting himself!
SUICIDE ATTEMPT 3
In the last Suicide Attemp skit, we see a young man in his kitchen going through a load of bills he clearly cant pay, so he decides to turn his gas oven on and stick his head in and light the gas, it blows up, he gets a blackend face and still survives!!
In the last Suicide Attemp skit, we see a young man in his kitchen going through a load of bills he clearly cant pay, so he decides to turn his gas oven on and stick his head in and light the gas, it blows up, he gets a blackend face and still survives!!
The president Bush
Security Incident
SKIT HEADS had set out on a film shoot to London dressed in suits and ties to film a skit where Maris uses a briefcase on wheels as a skateboard through a packed London train station, but as the prop failed we cancelled the days filming and decided to pay Buckingham palace a visit, we were filming the palace on the day President Bush was due to visit, there was very high security surrounding the days events so there were armed police everywhere, we somehow aroused suspicion and we were stopped by six police officers who wanted to know why we were filming the palace dressed in suits with a suspicious briefcase, we opened it to show them what was inside, as were had originally set out for a day of filming, the case contained many props including white overalls and fake dynamite! clearly to the police we looked like terrorists so were questioned under the terrorism act! we were cautioned, let off with a warning, had our stuff confiscated and left very shaken after being told we could have been shot for being mistaken for terrorists! we went home and filmed our scared reactions to what had happened to us earlier that day!
The Future
This skit is supposed to show how life will be in the future, we first see Tapass admiring his hard earned wages of a single penny! he is down an alleyway where he gets beaten and mugged for it! then we see random people in the street with their voices dubbed over by us making them say the most random things.
Zombie postmans knock
A young man is telling us about a zombie pandemic that has gripped the nation when behind him a Dead Postman is coming towards him, then an epic battle commences, where we see the Zombie postman dramatically beaten to death 'again' with a walking cane!
SKIT Man
We did a skit called SKIT MAN, who is a dodgy geezer who drives a beer powered car! he hangs around in scary places and sells unofficial Copies of SKIT HEADS to strangers, as well as many pirate DVD'S, where we see him selling copies of Blackbeard, pirates of the Caribbean and peter pan! he always seems suspicious that the police are after him.
Madonna skit
Probably the naughtiest skit filmed for the first series! and the only skit filmed without Maris present! in this we see a dude dancing around in his wife's underwear because she is out! all is going well until she arrives home and goes mad, knees him in the nuts for being a sicko, which leaves him belting out Madonna to the
Bee gees in a high pitch tone!!
The Official End
When we filmed our first series, we had a 3 month dead line to produce and finish the whole season, after we had finished shooting our first series, we filmed a thank you and goodbye skit, where we both say thanks to our fans for joining us, then Maris shoots Tapass, and drags his body into a ditch so he can benefit from all the profits, well, Tapass emerges half dead a week later and catches up with Maris, confronts him, and jams a
stick of dynamite in his gob and blows him up! What an
ending to a successful first series of SKIT HEADS!!
stick of dynamite in his gob and blows him up! What an
ending to a successful first series of SKIT HEADS!!
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