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Prank Calls

Maris joins Schizo Reject Asylum down in the studio to make some prank calls to some helpless victims

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      I want to sing in your band

There was an advert on the wall in Banana road Studios looking for a singer for a heavy metal band, SRA knew the guy looking for a singer, so Maris rings up applying for the position, well sort of?!

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    Pubic Hair on my Takeaway Pizza

We all have them days, it's the weekend, you decide to treat yourself to a beer and a Takeaway pizza, 3 hours later it arrives cold, wet and covered in something nasty, time to ring them straight back!

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          Our winner is YOU!

We all want something for NOTHING, unless your this guy.

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                     Credit cards

We all dread that call from our bank saying our credit card details have been stolen and someone has run up a bill of thousands in our name, luckily this poor sole was a friend of SRA who was told after it was a prank, and he took it well!

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              Porn Addiction?

If you often visit adult websites, the Government know about it and will be contacting you very soon.

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